Poem2

Sex is good, sex is fine.
Doggy style or 69.
Just for fun or getting paid.
everyone likes to getting laid.

Olympic condom

Husband says to his wife..."My Olympic condom have arrived, i think i will wear gold tonight".
Wife says "why don't you wear silver and cum second for a fuckin change!".

Deaf girl

A man married a deaf girl...he says "we must work out a code: If i want sex i will stroke your left breast and you pull my dick once for yes and 32 times for no".

Shut up

A man asks his wife..."can i cum in your ear"?
She says "no, I might go deaf".
He says "whatever! I always cum in your mouth and you never shut the fuck up"!

Japanese girl

Japanese girl having sex accidentally farted.
She looks at the man and says "oh me so sorry, front hole so happy make back hole laugh out loud".

Poem

You are sexy
You drive me insane
I love you so much
My heart is in pain
Your sexy voice
puts me to slumber
Aw Shit! Oops!
I got the wrong number.

Sex is like...2

Sex is like "Gas station". Sometime you get full service. Sometime you got to ask for service and sometime you have to do self service.

What is like what

Sex is like McDonald.....I'm lovin' it.
Pussy is like subway......Eat fresh.
Dick is like Gatorade......Is it in you?
And this blog is like weed.....Pass it on.

For sale

FOR SALE by owner : A complete set of encyclopedias... great condition. No longer needed.
Got married.
...Bitch knows everything.

Animals

What four animals do you see after a great sex ?...2 tired asses...1 wet pussy...and 1 dead cock.

Shame

A man admiring his naked body says to his wife, "look... 200lbs of dynamite"!
Wife says "fucking shame there's only 3 inches of fuse".

Smart driver

A female police officer pulled over a drunk driver and said "anything you say will be held against you".
The driver yelled TITTIES!!!

How sex is

Sex is like KFC. Once you are done nibbling on the breast and thigh, you have a nice greasy box to put your bone in !

First cum first served

Three hillbillys sitting in a diner masterbating. The waitress asks... What the hell are you doin?. They all point to the sign first cum first serve.

Son have sex

Son tells his Dad he had sex for the first time.
Dad grabs two beers and says...congrats, u got any question ?
Son says yes, "how long will my ass hurt"?