Back in new look

So... what the heck why only dirty jokes, why not somethig else something different something little bit everything.
Lets start here....
Once upon a time there was a king, not a real king. King like larry king i mean the name is king. He liked to go shoping...

Poem2

Sex is good, sex is fine.
Doggy style or 69.
Just for fun or getting paid.
everyone likes to getting laid.

Olympic condom

Husband says to his wife..."My Olympic condom have arrived, i think i will wear gold tonight".
Wife says "why don't you wear silver and cum second for a fuckin change!".